Sometimes we think our One Direction obsession is under control. Then we manage to relate something completely unrelated to either Harry, Louis, Liam or Niall, and we realise we're in this fo' life.
Probably our first child will be born and it will cry and we'll say something like "DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE LIAM'S FIRST NOTE IN 'STOLE MY HEART", and the nurse will look at us with judgement in her eyes but the doctor will nod and say 'IT DID IT DID' because she was also called by the Fandom Life and she understands.
Sorry, that got a bit weird.
The point of all this is that we've managed to twist something totally non-1D related into a story about Harry Styles, after Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine fame wore a jacket.
A jacket featuring a design that looks remarkably similar to the torso tattoos of a certain Mr. H. E. Styles.
OH it's so pretty. Although it's also Gucci (is he their muse?) so the only way we'll be able to afford it is by asking Mark Zuckerberg for a loan (because apparently that's the thing to do these days, right, Kanye?).
Now, if we were normal, stable and sane people, this article would finish at this point. However.
We couldn't help wondering what this jacket design would look like as Harreh's *actual* tattoos. So we did this:
Sorry. Really and truly we will get help, we promise. In a few years or so. Maybe after the aforementioned nurse suggests it, in a quiet, pity-filled voice.