Everyone talks about night owls and early birds - but what about those people who just like sleep ALL THE TIME? As in, the people who choose to go to bed pretty much straight after the soaps finish but still hate waking up early in the morning? Well, we don't think they get discussed enough. So without further ado, here's 14 things only people who go to bed super early will understand:
You end up missing all the good TV
Having the bedtime of a four year old means you're likely to end up watching EVERYTHING on catch up. And it also means you're way more exposed to spoilers on Twitter in the morning.
You physically CANNOT stay up at sleepovers
Sure, a girls night in sounds great. Soz about falling asleep at 9.30pm and missing it.
Lord help those people who dare to Whatsapp you past 10pm
Someone starts a group convo at 9.58pm? Nu-uh hunnay, not cool.
You also end up having HOURS of instagram/twitter/facebook feed to catch up on when you wake up
Those bloody night-owls instagrammin' through the night. GO TO SLEEP.
You sometimes actually struggle to sleep in the summer because it's still light outside
Thank god for black out blinds.
You're always the the first to leave a party because you're absolutely pooped
NO ONE SHOULD BE AWAKE PAST 11PM
And don't even get started on New Year's Eve
Peeling your eyes open and intentionally sleep depriving yourself, just to go to bed at 00.10am - WHAT IS THIS TOURTURE?
You actually struggle to have a conversation past 9.30pm
'cos you know they're speaking, but you're pretty much fully asleep already
Wanting to murder your brother/sister/housemate for slamming doors past 10pm
IT'S BEDTIME, SHURRUP.
People forever take the piss out of your primary-school sleep schedule
When did CHOOSING to go to bed early make you actually uncool?
Late night plans actually really ruin your evening
9pm cinema, 8.30pm meal? BUT WHEN WILL YOU SLEEP?
There's no chance you'll ever watch any kind of awards show on TV
THEY ALL START AT LIKE 10PM, WHO DOES THAT?
Ditto for Comic Relief
Yeah, you'll watch the beginning but you'll miss all the comedy sketches 'cos you're defo asleep
Buuuuut, no matter how much grief you get from your pals, when you're in bed at 9.30pm with your hot water bottle you'll always have the last laugh.