If you'd told us 5 years ago that we'd be addicted to a TV show about other people watching TV shows, we'd have scoffed and said something like: 'oh bore off mate, we're not that desperate yet'.
Fast forward to 2016, and we literally can't get enough of the show and its stars - which is why we've decided to round up Giles and Mary's best quotes ever, just 'cos they're our current faves.
Giles on someone with criminal earlobes:
Mary on Waitrose:
Giles on Poldark getting shteeeeamy:
Giles on Neighbours:
Giles on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:
Giles on socks:
Mary on Poldark:
Mary and Giles on a man who collects teddy bears:
Giles on The Antiques Road Show: