We could write a really witty intro here, but a) you probs won't read it anyway, and b) it could never be as funny as these tumblr posts, so why even bother, eh?
Weirdly, we've never trusted anyone more.
Well there goes our weekend plans.
Oh the sHAME.
We want to put spiders in their laps and see what happens.
We've never seen anything so heartless.
This one legit made us laugh for a good 10 mins.
'WHAT ARE YOU???????'
'An idiot squib'
We don't. We don't know you.
God Cracker why on earth would you name your dog Martin.
It's the desperation that makes this one funny.
What's he supposed to do now?
'My cat just had kittens'
'Oh what a coincidence, my dog just had babydogs'
A bit better.
Never has there been a better word for vagina.
We relate to this one on a spiritual level.