Well chuck us an old kebab menu and bathe us in fake tan, with another series of Geordie Shore just around the corner, MTV have revealed newbie Chantelle Connelly will be joining the motley crew to create chaos.
And whilst we can only imagine she's well good at this whole tashing on and having a few too many fizzy waters thing, 'who actually is she?' we hear you ask. We whacked on our best Sherlock Holmes impression, did some research (read: Instagram stalking) and found out, so you don't have to. YAAAS.
Who is she, then?
Chantelle is from Newcastle (duh), and labels herself as a "tattooed stripper". She's quite the fan of posting topless selfies and pictures in her underwear, and has already caused quite a stir with Instagram pictures of her bum. A bit like Charlotte Crosby then, eh?
Does she have any Geordie Shore links already?
As well as being spotted filming with Holly Hagan already, Chantelle has shared selfies with Nathan and Chloe on her social media channels, with sources reporting that she's actually replacing Marnie in this series. Ooh.
Any weird quirks?
Er, she likes the hashtag #StripperLife. Yeah.
Most likely to...
We're calling it now: she's gonna get with Scotty T, Chloe's gonna get really upset and they're gonna end up having a half-series long bitch fight. They'll eventually make up, say he's a douchebag and probably end up getting with each other. Seeing as it's Geordie Shore, that doesn't seem too unlikely really does it? Agh.
That's all we know so far, but we reckon Chantelle might make quite a stir in the Geordie Shore house, how about you? What do you reckon? Hit us up with your thoughts @Sugarscape, pals.
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