Whoooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. Who's been arrested for druuuunk driiiiiving? Um, that would be Squidward Tentacles actually.
There's bad news down in Bikini Bottom this week as it's been reported that the voice of Rodger Bumpass, aka the iconic voice of Squidward, was arrested in Burbank, California for DUI just a couple of days ago.
Ehhhh barnacles. Will this affect his career at the Krusty Krab?
Law enforcement officials have confirmed that just before 11pm on Friday night, officers spotted the voice actor leaning up against a blue PT cruiser car that had randomly stopped in the middle of the road.
It's claimed by TMZ that when police approached Rodger/Squidward, he tried to walk away before almost falling over because he was so wobbly. Well that's what you get for being a six legged octopus really.
64 year old Rodger confessed that he'd been behind the wheel before the police tracked him down, before failing a sobriety test with his blood alcohol levels over twice the legal limit.
In the words of Squidward himself, if we had a dollar for every brain you don't have, we'd have one dollar.
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