If you thought Gaz Beadle and Charlotte Crosby's relationship was enough Geordie Shore based drams to be getting on with, you might wanna drop the doner kebab and sit down for a minute - because MTV have just announced newbies Martin McKenna and Chantelle Connolly will be joining the cast. AGH.
Yup, we might only just be getting to grips with what da fuq went down last series, but Geordie Shore have dropped a major bombshell in the shape of two new housemates - and who are they, then?
Who is she, then?
Chantelle Connolly is a 26-year-old brunette, who describes herself as a 'feisty lads lass', who thrives off being the centre of attention and won't take any shit from anyone. Sounds like she's gonna be a breezy housemate then, eh?
Does she have any Geordie Shore connections already?
She says she's been on the nightclub scene in Newcastle since she was 18-years-old, so considering that was 8 years ago and the GShore lot have been hitting up the Toon for as long as we can remember, probably.
What's her ideal man like? Requirements include: "good craic, being well groomed and tattoos". A bit like Aaron then, no?
Most likely to: We're not entirely sure Chloe and Holly are gonna be Chantelle's biggest fans, but providing she stays away from Gaz? Maybe a new BFF for Charlotte. Failing that, she's gonna get with Scotty T and cause ALL the Marnie drams.
Who is he, then? Martin McKenna aka Marty Mac made a name/face for himself on MTV's Ex On The Beach last year, and reckons he gets majorly underestimated because of his 'baby face' but that he's actually a massive ladies man. So that's nice.
Does he have any Geordie Shore connections already? Yup, Marts got a whole 'lotta history with Chloe - but claims he'll probably only 'shag her again, just for the banter' in the house. Charmer.
What's his ideal woman like? Er, we're not entirely sure - but judging by the Geordie Shore lads history, we're sure we'll find out pretty bloody quickly.
Most likely to: think he's gonna pull every single girl in the club and put a bet on it before eventually going home with a cheesy chips and wee down his leg a la most of the other Geordie Shore lads. So there's that.
IN OTHER GEORDIE SHORE NEWS, Marnie Simpson is returning for this series, despite claiming she wasn't going to. Yaaaaas.
Thoughts? What do you lot reckon? Let's discuss this over on our twitter or in the comment box below, you saucy lot.
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