You might think you're a big American Horror Story fan, but would you really fancy spending your weekend hanging with the Infantata? Netflix and chill with Dr Montgomery? Share a pizza with Tate Langdon's ghost?
Um, NO THANK YOU GOODBYE. But if you're braver than we are when it comes to all things AHS, then you might have just found your next holiday plans over in Hollywood.
You can now rent out the actual Murder House from Season 1 to stay in through Airbnb, which is pretty awesome/terrifying/an extremely doomed idea and why would anyone ever do it please. Yes we know it's not real but STILL.
The Resenheim Mansion is now available to rent through Airbnb for your hols, and although $1450 per night might sound pretty pricey, it could sleep you plus a whopping fifteen pals - just to make it even easier for any axe wielders who come knocking.
Don't worry – there haven't actually been any REAL murders going down in the Murder House, but it has appeared in pretty much anything vaguely scary from AHS to The X Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Twilight Zone.
It all sounds pretty top notch in the reviews, as one Airbnb-er wrote: "The house was fantastic: Full of history and carrying her scars and scratches from a long and eventful life with pride."
They also described the house as "soulful", which is extremely accurate when you remember the number of DEAD SOULS THAT LIVED IN THERE. Fictionally. But still.
No thank you goodbye.
Are you braver than we are? Would you stay in the AHS Murder House? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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