13 tumblr posts that sum up the simultaneous joy and pain of lurking

Because your feelings are bound to get hurt

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If you consider yourself to be a 21st century Sherlock Holmes, and can regularly be found scrolling through peoples Twitter fav's, @replies, and Tumblr posts to gather vital information on their life/romantic status/and possible interest in you, then welcome to the mothership.

Here are thirteen things you'll only understand if you're a compulsive online stalker.

1. When you experience the brutal agony of being unexpectedly stung:

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2. When you acknowledge that the blame is entirely on you:

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3. When you find something useful you can bring up in the future:

4. When you hand someone your phone and they ask why you're on a certain person's Instagram page:

5. When your habit actually changes the way you hear lyrics:

6. When you somehow end up hurting your own feelings:

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7. The paranoia that there are others like you out there:

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8. When this becomes your life motto:

9. When you reach the point where you want to delete the whole entire internet:

10. When you set off on a chain of lurking and don't know how you ended up on your cousins best-friends brother-in-law's profile:

11. When you can chart your emotions by Kris Jenner's face:

12. When you form opinions on people based on their profile themes:

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13. And when you finally decide you don't actually care anymore:

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Liberated.

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