When it comes to Geordie Shore, we thought we'd seen it all. Sex, sick and Charlotte Crosby's vagina - but nothing quite compares to newbie Chantelle getting Aaron Chalmer's name tattooed on her wrist on the FIRST DATE.
After making a serious entrance during the show's first episode last week, Chantelle's back with a bang and showing no signs of stopping, after Aaron and Scott both agree to take her on date to let her choose her favourite.
And during her date with Aaron? Er, things take a spontaneous turn when they get each other's names inked on their wrists at an actual tattoo parlour. Ahh well, at least it's not forever.
Wait, what? What do you mean it IS forever? Oh gahd, someone had better let 'em know already.
Aaron seems to think the whole thing isn't a big deal and reveals he's only doing it to piss off Scotty, Chantelle seems to think it means love and we're still in shock they got FRICKING MATCHING TATTOOS ON THE FIRST DATE.
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Each to their own though, yo.
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