Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle off of Geordie Shore's relationship is looking more turbulent than ever, which might be why she's given him the ultimate, er, ultimatum: if he cheats on her, she'll quit the show. Agh.
So despite caring more about their relationship than our own our grandmother (side note: joking, joking - soz Nanna), we're not entirely sure where Charlotte and Gaz are at rn.
And it sounds like she doesn't really either, telling Star magazine that it's Geordie Shore that's keeping them together - but that she'd quit if it didn't work out between them. Wait, what? Does that make sense?
"It's the show that's kept us together," she explained. "If me or Gary left, we'd be over. We would never speak to each other again. It'd be so much easier. I can't go round in these circles for any more years, so if this isn't going to happen and he makes a mug of me and hurts me, I will have to leave.
"I'd hate it if we was he one who made me quit, but maybe it's time to start a new chapter. There's talk of other TV shows and a lot of meetings going on."
On one hand we kind of hate the idea of the Romeo and Juliet of Newcastle going their separate ways - but if it means more reality tv based shenanigans, we're keen.
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