Seeing as Charlotte Crosby and Chloe Ferry have had lesbian sex, Holly's kicked off about Kyle and Aaron's already got the new girl's name tattooed on him, we'd say the current season of Geordie Shore has been pretty dramatic so far.
But it looks like things have just taken a turbo jet into WOAAAAH territory, after new boy Marty arrives - and boy, do he and his giant quiff make an entrance.
Geordie Shore 1206 | Oi Oi! Meet The New Lad Marty (Clean) Watch More: www.mtv.co.uk/geordie-shore
When he first walks into the house, it turns out he already knows Scotty T and Chloe - after revealing he's done the naked hanky panky with her in the past, and met Scott from the clubbing circuit.
Cue everyone welcoming him with cuddles and shots, the rapidly expanding Geordie Shore family going on their first night out on the Toon, and Marty eventually coming home to the shagpad with a fairly steamed Chloe. There's video footage to prove it and everything.
Geordie Shore 1206 | OMG! Chloe And Marty Hit The Sh*g Pad Watch More: www.mtv.co.uk/geordie-shore
And if that wasn't enough to be getting on with, Marty starts to graft on Chantelle, only for Scotty T to find out, swill him with a drink and Gary Beadle eventually try to rugby tackle him. Meanwhile, they were all wearing bunny rabbit onesies and it's absolutely hilarious.
It's a bit like an Easter fancy dress party gone wrong, with added booze and a lot of OTT sex scenes. HILARIOUS.
Geordie Shore 1206 | WTF! Scotty T And Marty Come To Blows Watch More: www.mtv.co.uk/geordie-shore
OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD. Thoughts? Discuss with us @Sugarscape, y'all. Geordie Shore continues on MTV on Tuesdays at 10pm.
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