With the devastating/life ruining/worst news ever that Charlotte Crosby might be quitting Geordie Shore for good doing the rounds, the latest teaser from the current series proves every reason why she shouldn't - after she causes a huge cat fight with Marnie Simpson.
(Yes yes we know it looks friggin' painful and we're not at all encouraging violence, BUT IT'S REALITY TV GOLD PEOPLE.)
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So let's set the scene: the Geordie Shore family have hit the cluuub for a night out as usual, and Marnie's got her flirt on with newbie Marty. She gives him a quick kiss, Chloe - who got a bit jiggy with him last episode - sees and gets a bit upset, and they all hop in a taxi home. So far, so calm, right?
Er, WRONG. When they get back, Marnie and Chloe are mouthing off at each other and shouting insults across the kitchen, Charlotte storms down the stairs and gives Marnie a piece of her mind. With her fists. Uh oh.
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It's all a bit awful slash ridiculous to watch, Gary and Marty have to step in to stop the girls going a bit too raggy (we're well Geordie, aren't we? No? OK then) and it's gonna make for great television.
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All this comes as Charlotte reportedly quit the show after finding out Gaz Beadle slept with someone else on Ex on the Beach, and she shared a video of herself on Snapchat looking a little more than mortal. Lolz.
So, thoughts? What do you lot reckon? Discuss with us @Sugarscape, yo.
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