Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle's relationship has us wrapped around their fingers like a Helter Skelter, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say we're more interested in their lives than our bloody own - which is why we were so AJKJDLHSJKA when they ended up in bed together in the Geordie Shore Big Birthday Bash trailer.
BUT NOBODY PANIC AND TRY NOT TO IMPLODE: they happen to be in bed with all of the other cast members too - with 5 years worth of Geordies coming back to celebrate the show's anniversary. Yeah.
So in the trailer, Gaz and Charlotte wake up from a bad dream and say: "I've just had the worst nightmare. It was Geordie Shore's fifth series and we were made team captains to see who could throw the wickedest [sic] party of all time.
"Everybody came back - even the old lot. Jay was back, and he had this weird bromance with Marty. Ricci came back, and he tried it on with Marnie. Sophie turned up and stripped naked - that sounds normal.
"Chloe and Dan got together - that bit was awful. And then James was there being the life and soul of the party - it must of been a dream. And then Kyle came back - and then the whole thing turned to total carnage."
Sounds literally INCREDIBLE, right? Check out the trailer below, yaaas.
Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle | Official Extended PromoWatch More: www.mtv.co.uk/geordie-shore
Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle starts Tuesday 10 May at 10PM, only on MTV.