If we were living in opposite land, we'd be going on about how the filming of this series of Geordie Shore has been carefree, straight forward and totally lovey dovey.
Oh BLADDY HELL.
According to a source at The Sun, producers have been sent into turmoil over the chaos of filming this series, questioning whether they can include Scotty's fall, considering they didn't actually film it. Uh oh.
They explained: "Ibiza and Mallorca has already been a nightmare with the filming ban in place so the cast all went out on the lash on their day off.
"Scotty T had an unfortunate fall a few hours into drinking and hit it so hard his arm snapped. He was reeling in agony and rushed to hospital where doctors said it was fractured and put it in a cast.
"While it was a bad night for Scotty, it is also proving a headache for producers since none of it was filmed so they have to try and tell the story of Scotty T suddenly appearing in a cast and have to try and tell the story with no footage.
"Scotty has been told to go easy but there's no stopping him as he and the cast have just jetted into Kavos to cause more mayhem at their bars and nightclubs."
Christ. Crazy stuff, huh?
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