What with Zara Holland being stripped (oi oi) of her Miss Great Britain title and the two new fellas mixing things up a bit on Love Island right now, you'd think enough sh*t was hitting the fan as it is, right?
Er, wrong - which is why two NEW girls are heading into the villa tonight to stick their fork/spoon/knife into things and offer up lots of gravy with the beef they create.
Yep, first off we've got Tina Stinnes, who once upon a time appeared on an episode of Made in Chelsea during a date with Spencer Matthews. She's 21, comes from Kensington and Chelsea and is still a student.
According to her luuuurve fact file, she's been single since February, thinks Scott is just her type and has crushes on Adam and Terry - and would probably say Kady and Malin were her biggest love rivals. Interesting, interesting.
As for the other newbie, she goes by the name of Liana Isadora Van Riel, she's 20 and from Exeter. Her occupation is a stripper, she's never called someone her boyfriend and says she hasn't 'got any qualms about stealing the guys off their partners'. Blimey.
She reckons Alex, Scott and Terry are her type, and if she had to choose a female love rival? It would be Zara. Oh, and she says "There's more than meets the eye with me. I'm very smart...", so there's that.
Reckon the drama hasn't even kicked off yet or what? Discuss with us @Sugarscape, yo yo yo.