Keith Lemon has revealed who will be replacing Fearne Cotton on Celebrity Juice while she goes off to push a baby out of her nether regions - and it's Kelly Brook. *sigh*

It's not that we don't like Kelly, it's just we were hoping for a hunk of man meat to ogle over. Perhaps Ryan Gosling, or Channing Tatum. YES OK WE KNOW THAT WOULDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

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Keith confirmed that Kelly will fill the team captain spot for the duration of Fearne's maternity leave, telling The Sun: "Doing Celebrity Juice is exciting – especially when you have a new captain who has bigger bangers than Fearne Cotton."

He added: "I didn't think we could replace Fearne but now we've got Kelly I hope Fearne don't come back.

"Only joking – hope you have a smooth delivery Fearne. Miss you. Just hope Holly don't get jealous."

Kelly also spoke about landing the new job, and told The Sun: "I will have a lot of fun keeping Fearne's seat warm until she returns."

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Keith and Kelly are no strangers to working together - Kellz had a starring role in Keith Lemon: The Movie, which basically seemed to involve her walking around in her underwear a lot.

SHA-TING. What do you make of all this?

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