One Direction might have been working hard selling out massive arena shows on the Take Me Home Tour, but what we all want to know is what would happen if they stopped tucking each other into bed at 10pm on the dot and cut loose. Preferably in matching neon bikinis and pink balaclavas on a beach in Florida.

Luckily for you, we've decided to investigate this further and have come to the conclusion that it would probably end up a bit like the time Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and Rachel Korine met James Franco, pink balaclavas, fanny shots and all.

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This may or may not be a large excuse to laugh at how much Niall loves having boobs.

We're not sure who'd win in a sass-off between Louis Tomlinson and V-Hudge's character, but we do know that by the end of it Luigi would probably be asking to borrow this fetching leopard print bikini and changing his name to Candy.

Plus he looks great in a bit of pink eyeshadow, and that's no easy look to pull of.

There is nothing to say about this except that Niall should seriously think about getting some boobs.

He ROCKS it.

Selena Gomez and Liam Payne might both be pretty sensible souls, but that doesn't mean they don't occasionally want to put down their knitting and head out to rub themselves against some other youths at a beach party.

But only if there is a parent or guardian present.

If One Direction did end up in Florida, it seems only a matter of time before Zayn Malik would find himself wearing a Hawaaian shirt and sporting a grill in his chops. That said, he's as sensitive as Alien and is definitely the sort of bloke you can imagine slow dancing to Britney's Everytime in a balaclava.

If anyone was going to wear bum exposing shorts, a pink weave and matching string vest, it was always going to be Harry Styles.

Plus he is pretty into nudity and Cotty seems to have an awful lot of trouble keeping her clothes on...

So what do you reckon about One Direction in Spring Breakers? Feeling as disturbed as we do?

What do you think?