If there's one thing we've learnt from watching Geordie Shore, it's that Charlotte Crosby has some strange things going on up there in that brain of hers. From romantic plans to woo her boyfriend by making a plaster mould of her fanny to that time she decided to get over Marnie leaving by washing her bum hole, there's no denying she's a one. But whether you think she's crackers or a complete genius, let's take a look through her Top 15 quotes of ALL TIME.

Well, at least so far.

1. "I hate you. I want to shit on your face."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Apparently that's a mating ritual in Newcastle or something.

2. "Tonight we're hitting Scary Canary and I've got a hairy fairy."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

There is a 67% chance she is talking about her fanny. That or Gaz's parsnip, anyway.

3. "It's just like any average sized hole. Like what you put your straighteners in."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Someone may need to give Charlotte another lesson in how exactly you are supposed to use hair straighteners. Ahem.

4. "Everyone knows me, I pull me pants down on the odd occasion. I was probably going to have a wee on the floor."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

We've all been there. Oh wait, NO WE HAVEN'T.

5. "He's put a girl in hospital with that you know."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

No we didn't know, or rather, we didn't want to.

6. "You just wanna shag us, and I wanna break your heart. Who's gonna win?"

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Don't mess with that, mate.

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7. "I'm not gonna run across fire. I'm not an idiot."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Course not, love.

8. "I just want to see loads of tiny willies now, little willies everywhere."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

SHE'S SICK OF THEM, GODDAMIT.

9. "Fast food. Everyone knows it's called that cause it makes you go faster...duh."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Girl has a point.

10. "He loves me and I love him but we can never be together. It's like Shakespeare."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

It totally is. Charlotte and Gaz are like star-crossed lovers for a new age.

11. "Spooning only ever leads to one thing...forking."

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Not sure she's talking about pasta salad to be honest.

But wait a second, let's not forget something...

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

This is the girl who once punched a cake. There's no denying her genius now, is there?

Geordie Shore GIFS - Charlotte Crosby funniest quotes

Basically we love her, but what do you reckon - love Charlotte and her cracking one-liners?

Comments please...

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