If you're just about coming to terms with the fact that Ashton Irwin has cut his hair for the first time in centuries and now has this GREAT jaw thing going on, you might have recently turned your attention to 5SOS's appearance at Pandora Radio's Summer Crush event.
The guys headlined the event in Los Angeles, and, besides kicking musical butt with their always-great performances, they also used their time backstage to share their answers to some crush-related questions.
Taking the band through a bunch of prompts like Kylie Minogue ("she's all things that I like") to Kylie Jenner ("...I don't know, I like Tyga"), Meredith Foster encouraged the boys to share their deepest, secret desires with the world.
Unfortunately, none of the prompts involved being stuck in a room with the Sugarscape team and a spinning bottle for 24 hours, but we can confidently assume they'd have all turned their paddles to Crush. Yep.
Can we all have a moment of silence for the wasted opportunity of a Bill Murray and Ashton Irwin selfie.
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