If you're a YouTube fan then about 63.4% of your wildest dreams are about to come true, because not only has someone gone and given Jim Chapman, Alfie Deyes, Marcus Butler and Caspar Lee their very own chat show, but it's essentially turned out to be a human incarnation of all those smutty fan fics and face smushes of them that we've all seen lurking about on tumblr.

Let's all just take a second to let that sink in, shall we?

YouTubers launch new show The Crew - Images - Sugarscape.com

Now, if you'd asked us what small thing might make up for the fact that Santa failed to kidnap a single member of One Direction, have them gift wrapped and then force them to lie under our tree until Christmas, it was probably going to be this. So if you're feeling as hard done by as we are, get ready to have all your prayers answered as Jim, Alfie, Marcus and Caspar have banded together for their very own chat show that they've helpfully called The Crew.

With Caspar involved, it was always going to be a bit more Jeremy Kyle than your average dose of Loose Women, but we quite like the idea of them both taking lie detector tests and having torrid affairs with their fit male guests, so we'll run with it.

For the first ep, the lads have been talking all things relationships and while Jim is definitely winning the prize for making us repeatedly 'AWWW' over him and fellow YouTubing gal pal Tanya Burr, we're not sure Zoella will be quite so impressed at boyfriend Alfie not only proposing to another gal, but offering to take her to a One Direction gig too.

Check it out below...

WE WANT MORE AND WE WANT IT NOW.

Ahem.

The show will be hitting screens weekly over on the StyleHaul channel, so probably about time to sign up to have it pop up in your subscriptions box, innit?

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Tanya Burr's AWESOME gingham skirt and slouchy tee for the GQ Styles party - GET THE LOOK