Normal 22-year-old Zayn Malik's decided to do what all normal people do and cover the January 2016 issue of L'Uomo Vogue magazine. Yup.
Not content with having his oh-so-fit little face plastered all over Billboard already this month, el Maliko's done a well snazzy shoot for the mag while he potentially, maybe, quite possibly teases some solo song snippets over on Snapchat. Oh it's all goin' on, isn't it?
We're not entirely sure what L'Uomo even means at this point, but it all sounds suitably COUTURE and the main thig is there's some nipple on show. Behold:
Basically critically acclaimed photographer Ellen von Unwerth got all snap happy with Zayn and the mag are apparently gonna Instagram some more pics from the shoot soon. In the meantime we have of him walking through a massive puddle all nonchalant like it ain't no thang.
One comment over on Insta reads: "I WANNA SHOWER IN THE WATER HES STEPPING ON AND CLEANSE MYSWLF" [sic], which we'd probably say sums up the general consensus.
In another he's posing with one of those commemorative mugs you tend to find in tacky souvenir shops on a trip to London. VERY EDGY and OH SO BRITISH. Thankfully no one commente anything about licking the rim on this one, but it's probably only a matter of time.
So there you go.
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