Because we all live in the actual future now, the year of 2016 means that Harry Edward Styles will be reaching the ripe old age of 22 years in just ten days time. Meanwhile, our brains are struggling to understand why we're not still watching 16 year old Harry wearing bow ties on the X Factor but we'll catch up at some point.
Harry's birthday isn't actually until February 1st of course, but last night he was celebrating early with the help of his pal Nick Grimshaw, some cute little party cupcakes. and absolutely no police uniform strippers to be seen.
The thought of Harry really being 22 years old (aka nearly mid-20s) has made us cry a bit this morning, so let's cheer ourselves up by looking back at some of his best birthday shenanigans ever.
Presumably hanging out with the cooler than thou crowd of London, Harry had an early HBD dinner last night with long time pal Grimmy, who then popped a photo on Instagram of the birthday boy blowing out his candles.
Of course, this probably means that he won't be in the UK for his actual big day, but shhh let's try and ignore that and focus on how adorable this photo is .
OOOH IT WAS A BIG ONE LAST YEAR. Basically everyone who could ever be considered cool and/or famous turned up to Harreh's party in Los Angeles.
And he had a photobooth for all his pals to get involved with - the prop game was strong.
Liam Payne, Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Alexa Chung, Jennifer Lawrence, Adele and Nadine Leopold (remember her?) were all on the guestlist. Yep, everyone except us really.
EVEN ACTUAL DAVID BECKHAM WAS THERE.
And the cakes were adorable yet also quite delicious looking. Good party 10/10 would celebrate again.
2014 was a liiiittle bit quieter seeing as Harry just went for a meal with his mum, sister, Lou and baby Lux in North London, but you lot did this in tribute to his big beeday which was pretty fabb of you.
There weren't really any pictures for us to snoop on the celebrations with either but, if you'd like a bonus fact, it was rumoured at the time that Kendall Jenner was planning on throwing him a swanky party in the States. Ahh, the olden days of Hendall 1.0
Well this happened didn't it.
Good times, cheers Grimmy.
But let's be honest, the highlight of Harry's 19th birthday was the heart print shirt.
We still miss it with every breath we take.
Harry kept things low key on his actual birthday by popping out for dinner with his mum and dad, and the only photo we can find of it is giving us ALL the fetus feels right now.
Looking slightly less glamorous than he does these days but still equally adorable, Harry turned 17 with friends and family at a low-key restaurant, where he ate some well nice looking profiteroles.
Got a super cute card covered in baby photos.
And rocked some very edgy designer sunglasses just like he does in 2016.
Nothing's changed then, really. HBD Harry Styles, you're officially quite old now y'know.
Which of Harry's birthday shenanigans have been your fave? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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