While Louis Tomlinson has been busy becoming a father, Liam Payne's been busy finding Olivia and Niall Horan's been busy at the Big Bash League in Australia, Harry Styles has been busy stuffing his gob over in Malibu.
Sadly he hasn't taken any of our styling advice yet, but he did look more drool-worthy than a sizzling bacon sarnie, so that's fine with us.
Hazza totally forgot our invite as he grabbed some lunch at Cafe Habana with mama Anne Twist wearing a rather lovely blue t-shirt and making his sunglasses into a headband for those luscious locks of his.
QUESTION: Why does this look always work on Harold, but when we try, we end up looking like something from Knot-re Dame thanks to that little middle bit getting all up in our hair?
Here he is from behind (careful):
And here he is spending some time taking photos with fans, because he's too bloomin' lovely not to:
Oooo, we just want to squeeze his face and stroke his hair (is that weird? Are we being weird?).
We also quite want Harry to extend one of those Malibu invites to us, a) so we can learn the secret to making his hair look so good, b) so we can escape this freezing cold weather, and c) so we can have something a bit fancier than a slightly stale chicken sandwich for lunch.
It's never going to happen but dreaming's good, right? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape, please and thanks.
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