If we had a pound (or even a penny) for every time a One Direction member sparked dating rumours by sitting within five metres of another human, we'd be very, very rich right now. Probably rich enough to pay someone to feed us burgers under a parasol in Portugal, to be honest.
Niall Horan is the latest victim of said rumours, with some people trying to put two and two together to make eight after he was spotted sitting with Neighbours' actress Olympia Valance at a cricket match in Melbourne.
A bit like this:
The two (and some other people, obviously) were watching the Big Bash League in Australia, with Nialler and his perfectly coiffed hair looking fitter than homemade fudge in a fancy shirt.
He also found time to go and hold a green Melbourne Stars jersey - although let's be honest. That's not exactly the focal point of the photo for us. HIYA CHEST HAIR.
Of course, some people have immediately jumped to the conclusion that there may be something romantic going on between Niall and Olympia. Because that's clearly the only logical conclusion to this, right?
Er, wrong. As the Metro points out, Olympia is actually well and truly loved up with Greg Cannell, so in a totally shocking turn of events, it seems she and Niall are just friends.
So there you go. Thoughts to the usual place, please and thanks.
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