OKAY WE LITERALLY GIVE UP. Just 24 hours after sources claimed that Louis Tomlinson and Briana Jungwirth had named their newborn son Sydney Rain, the One Direction fandom seems to have decided that he's called something else instead. Oh you guys.
And err, this new possibility is even more exotic and unusual than Sydney Rain. According to the latest rumours started by 1D fans, Louis is now father to a baby boy called... Conchobar. CONCHOBAR.
Join us again tomorrow when the Tomlinson-Jungwirth baby will have been re-named Rainbow Drop Solliloquay Cheesecake Banana Hammock.
The rumours have spread across the fandom like wildfire this morning, thanks to a snippet from an article floating around Twitter which appears to have been written by People magazine.
Although after a LOT of detective work, we can't actually seem to find the article online so y'know, it's approximately 99.9% certainly fake. But who cares because this is magical.
The potentially-photoshopped-extract states that Louis and Briana have decided on Conchobar, an Irish name that's actually pronounced Connor.
"Louis know it's an unusual name, but it really fits. Anyone close to him and Bri can see how well it works," a possibly-made-up insider said.
Anyway, whether it's really true or whether someone's just having us all on, you lot are loving the possibility that Louis has a child called Conchobar.
And as you can probably imagine, Twitter has officially lost all chill.