Louis Tomlinson and Briana Jungwirth's son reportedly going by the name Sydney Rain's been on this planet about 72 hours, and already we've seen people on Twitter talking about what mattress he's got in his cot (yup) and has One Direction's pal Josh Devine planning his future drumming career. So obviously some 'source' is already claiming to have seen the Tomlin-son IRL and reckons he's the 'spitting image' of Tommo.
Well at least that avoids a Jeremy Kyle DNA test further down the line, eh?
Chatting to Hollywood Life, a source who's apparently important enough to have seen Louis and BriBri's baby over the past three-or-so days said: "Louis' son looks just like him. He is a spitting image of his dad. Louis is beyond excited about being a dad and wants to spend as much time as possible with Briana and his son.
"Everyone has been really supportive of each other and just wants what's best for the baby."
Well that's kinda how it goes, innit? Y'know, what with the whole genetics thing?
Meanwhile another so-called insider-type told 'em: "Louis is just completely overjoyed with the birth of his new baby boy. He was brought to tears and is still just at a loss for words for just how incredibly grateful he is."
What d'ya make of that, then? Reckon said 'source' has actually even seen Louis' bubba or is it all a load of BS? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and ta very much.
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