You know we're all about the important, groundbreaking, world-changing news over here at Sugarscape HQ, and one very important story that is breaking as we frantically type at our desks is that 5SOS's Michael Clifford has succeeded in becoming hotter than an eskimo tiptoeing across the surface of the sun.
Basically he arrived at LAX looking even better than usual and we're having a hard time trying to go about our day to day lives pretending everything's normal.
Look, we're trying not to be overly dramatic here, but how else are you supposed to react when you see pictures of actual visual perfection? WE'RE FLAWED INDIVIDUALS.
Sadly a bunch of people did actually lose their damn minds for a second, with Mikey basically being swarmed by a mixture of paps and fans at the airport. So, if you ever run into him by chance/fate/what have you, please refer to Basic Human Greetings 101:
CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS.
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