We're just gonna put it out there - One Direction-based facial hair probably peaked with Liam Payne's beard circa 'You & I.' Harry Styles' chip moustache probably comes a close second, though; just 'cos Harry Styles + chips = everything we want in life tbh.
Yup - a pic of Harreh hanging with pals round Holmes Chapel bloody ages ago has popped up on again Twitter as tends to be the way, and he appears to be sporting what can only be described as a French fry on his lip. If anything, it makes him more attractive than ever.
Anyway, this got us thinking - what would the rest of the 1D chappies look like were they to grow some serious facial fuzz over The Hiatus™? What if, say, Big Payno decided to get a spontaneous septum piercing and debut a full-on beard?
Aesthetically appealing, we're sure you'll agree. Or how about Nialler growing a little 'tache during over the break?
Maybe not. Meh, whatever floats your boat. Hipster Harry, anyone (these are getting progressively worse and, for that, we apologise)?
Actually, we can totally see Tommo rockin' the daddy vibe and opting for something a bit edgy. Et voila:
What d'ya reckon, eh? Scarily attractive or just plain scary af? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and a-thank you.
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