10 things you'll never hear a Zayn girl say

1. He isn't versatile enough to pull off literally any possible haircut on Earth

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It's a good time to identify as a Zayn girl right now, with the release of brand new single 'PILLOWTALK' and the announcement of new album Mind Of Mine making this week basically the most mind-exploding week ever for all Zayn Malik fans.

But even though everyone's talking about him, there are still certain things that you won't EVER catch a Zayn girl saying:

1. His high notes are just too high.

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2. His face is only so-so.

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3. He needs to stop wearing outfits that look fresh off the runway.

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4. His black and white selfies need to stop.

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5. In fact, all his selfies need to stop.

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6. Everything about him needs to stop.

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7. His eyes don't remind me of melted dark chocolate on a cold day.

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8. The thought of him singing slow R&B does nothing for me.

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9. He isn't versatile enough to pull off literally any possible haircut on Earth. 

10. And I still haven't given the new single a listen yet.

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