It's a good time to identify as a Zayn girl right now, with the release of brand new single 'PILLOWTALK' and the announcement of new album Mind Of Mine making this week basically the most mind-exploding week ever for all Zayn Malik fans.
But even though everyone's talking about him, there are still certain things that you won't EVER catch a Zayn girl saying:
1. His high notes are just too high.
2. His face is only so-so.
3. He needs to stop wearing outfits that look fresh off the runway.
4. His black and white selfies need to stop.
5. In fact, all his selfies need to stop.
6. Everything about him needs to stop.
7. His eyes don't remind me of melted dark chocolate on a cold day.
8. The thought of him singing slow R&B does nothing for me.
9. He isn't versatile enough to pull off literally any possible haircut on Earth.
10. And I still haven't given the new single a listen yet.
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