Zayn Malik aka just 'ZAYN' capitalised is a cryptic little critter sometimes, isn't he? It kinda doesn't help that he's only done one proper filmed solo interview with Zane Lowe since leaving One Direction. It looks like he's just gonna let his music do the talking these days, what with his debut album being called Mind of Mine and that.
So this got us thinking - what exactly *is* preoccupying that mind of his? What's el Maliko thinking about day-to-day? What the frick has the lad got goin' on in that brain encased not only by a skull, but also potentially the world's prettiest pastel pink hair.
We think we might have an idea, y'know?
If our knowledge of the little boy from Bradford serves us correctly, we reckon it might be something along the lines of this:
- 10% do my zitties look big in this?
- 3% that weird meal he retweeted when 'PILLOWTALK' just got released
- 22% 'sick' graffiti
- 17% Liam Payne, second love of his life
- 18% Gigi Hadid, first love of his life
- 20% what colour he should dye his hair next (we're saying blue btw, babes)
- 10% next selfie filter and/or angle
Oh, it's all very scientific.
What d'ya make of that, then? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and a-thaaaank you.
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