Today is a GREAT day, everybody. It's Friday, you've probably got something really fun planned for the weekend, and your mum might even be making your favourite dinner when you get home tonight. Life doesn't really get much better.
Oh wait, YES IT DOES – because fitty McVitie musician Conrad Sewell has been talking about skinny dipping with hot tamale Ashton Irwin, and if that's not all of your dreams come true at once then we don't know what to tell you anymore.
Chatting to the Hit 30 about that pic of him, Ash and Cody Simpson hanging out together (we've got it stuck on the fridge), Conrad explained that the naked Aussie-fest kicked off when they played the same event together.
"The boys… I was on the Jingle Ball Tour with the 5 Seconds of Summer boys and we just got along great," he spilled.
"We had a couple of crazy nights on the tour, which ended up in a bit of skinny dipping in Miami with a few people at six in the morning. Those guys are legends. I love them. They're good Aussie boys."
The 5SOS boys aren't the only ones that Conrad has been getting up to all sorts of shenanigans with. Back in May, he revealed that he and Ed Sheeran had participated in some mysterious "bad things" on tour. Ooh-err.
"[Ed] ended up going to some terrible bar that we won't speak of, but by the end of the trip we were heading to a few places. I just made him do bad things and we just did bad things together," Conrad said.
The thought of Conrad and Ashton's naked peachy bums prancing about in the water together has pretty much made our day.
Are you still alive after this confession, or has it killed you off completely? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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