This weekend, Liam Payne emerged from his duvet cocoon and stepped out in public for the first time in AGES, touching down at LAX for a bit of time in the sunshine and to have a bit of quality Lilo time.
He told paps at the airport that he'd flown over to finally meet Louis Tomlinson's baby son Freddie, but before coming face to face with the heir of the sass throne, a man must make himself look as dapper as possible.
So he called in his trusty hairdresser Jason Schneidman to give him a trim, and so unfolded their magical adventures. It is here where we begin our tale.
Jason the Hairdresser, otherwise known as The Mens Groomer is a man of many superpowers. He's known by many across the lands for proving the impossible is possible - using his legendary abilities to make Liam James Payne look EVEN hotter than he does before he plants his tushy in the chair.
Knowing that the many hairs sprouting from the head of Liam James Payne are basically spun fairy gold, Jason knew that this wasn't just any haircut, and he must call upon the ancient gods for help.
This called for something special – the scissors passed on to him by a mysterious monk many moons ago, the comb made for him from the teeth of ten pirates, and most importantly, his all-powerful Scissorman cape.
Liam couldn't believe his eyes, magic really DID exist, and together (armed with his new strength-giving haircut) they could fight evil across the galaxy.
Then he had his haircut and looked really fit, allowing Liam to transform into his true state. Iron Man.
That's enough story time for today, boys and girls. Let us know what you reckon to the adventures of Payno and Scissorman with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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