Lauren Goodger's boyfriend kicks off in the FUNNIEST way after people criticise his man bag

Insults include 'absolute drip', 'weaveasourous rex' and 'jurassic fart'

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Lauren Goodger's boyfriend kicks off in the FUNNIEST way after people criticise his man bag
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Lauren Goodger's boyfriend Jake McClean might be a beefed up, tattooed man machine of pure testosterone, but criticise his taste in man bags and he gets VERY upset. Poor babes.

After Lozza posted a selfie of the two of 'em on the beach with Jake's man bag, the comment section was soon filled with fans telling him that it was really, really shit, and he's hit back with some of the most creative insults we've ever heard.

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While commenters mocked Jake for taking a lovely little side satchel to the beach, he responded with FUMING ANGER, although the logic behind it was actually very sensible.

"Come for a walk on the beach, got my phone etc on me, what if I wanna put it down and get in the water," Jake wrote. "Just chuck it in the sand shall I, you complete d***head?"

Fair.

Rather than letting it slide and acknowledging that his bag was indeed a little bit shit, Jake started dishing out insults at random to anyone who dared to criticise his man bag. Some of our favourites include "absolute drip", "weaveasourous rex", "jurassic fart", and "bag of rhino shit".

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One follower was even told: "You googled eyed bag of rhino shit. Go an get under your bed and stay there u mess", which is nice.

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His bag is still shit though.

Impressed by Jake's creative insults? Whaddya think to him kicking off about this? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.

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