Niall Horan's been linked to a few female human beings in his time - Selena Gomez, Barbara Palvin, Melissa Whitelaw - but somehow he remains One Direction's eternal single pringle and is yet to have been in an actual (confirmed) relationship since he's been 'a thing.' AND IS IT ANY BLOODY WONDER? The 1D boys only keep stealing his girls, don't they?
Pun very much intended.
Yup - those crazy critters over at Capital noticed that essentially every lady Nialler says he likes ends up getting snapped up by one of his mates (SAME.) For instance, remember when he said he was into Perrie Edwards off of Little Mix?
Then Zerrie sort of happened?
Well that ain't the only instance of it either, mate. Back in August 2013 Niall admitted he was crushin' on Kendall Jenner...
Cut to November 2013, just three months later, and she's spotted on a 'date' with Harry Styles and is hangin' out in his Range Rover and that. Unbelievable.
Oh, and there's even that time he told some mag we don't actually know the identity of he had a thang for Cheryl Cole...
OH HEY, LIAM AND CHERYL.
Jesus Christ. #OhNoNiall indeed.
What d'ya make of that, eh? Any volunteers? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and a-thaaaank you. BYE BABES.
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