Since the minute that Liam Payne and Cheryl Still-Technically-Fernandez-Versini went public with their relationship, those pesky 'inside sources' have been having an absolute field day with making up rumours about them taking things to the next level.
There's already been talk of the two of them moving in together, getting married and gawd knows what else, and now someone's even claiming that the B WORD could be on the horizon for Liam. Yep, we're talking babies.
When you've got a One Direction member with a new girlfriend, you only have to wait approximately three seconds before the ridiculous stories start, and this time it's sassy baby Freddie Tomlinson who's inspired the rumours.
A source at Closer magazine said: "It's all moving so fast. Cheryl says it's true love and has known Liam for almost ten years. While she's in no hurry to wed again, she's made no secret of the fact she feels motherhood is in her future."
And it's not just Cheryl who wants a mini Payby (that's a Payne baby, innit) tottering around the living room, as apparently Liam has been feeling a bit jealous of Louis becoming a dad.
"Liam's been feeling broody since Louis had baby son Freddie recently," they revealed. "It's not out of the question."
OH HELL NAWH AND HOLD UP, we can barely keep up with the drama caused by one 1D baby, let alone having another one chucked in the mix. And also, just no.
*Insert slightly creepy joke about the entire fandom calling Liam 'Daddy' anyway*.
Oh hells bells, surely Liam can't be thinking about babehs with Chezza already. Let us know what you reckon, we're on Twitter @Sugarscape.
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