Just when you'd settled down with a cuppa for a quiet, drama free weekend filled with absolutely no bombshells whatsoever, Zayn Malik has gone and got a brand new tattoo - ON HIS ACTUAL FACE.
Yup, Zehhnn's angelic, beautiful, sculpted-by-gods face has now been blessed with some fresh ink, and it's fair to say that you're either gonna LOVE it, or you're gonna kind of hate it. Ready to see the new Malik facial decoration?
As he tends to enjoy doing, Zayn sent his Ztans into meltdown on Saturday afternoon by dropping a surprise pic of his brand new tatt on Instagram, revealing the design which now sits on the side of his face just above his right ear.
Zayn's actual head is now sporting a swirly floral and bird design, with a banner reading M.O.M which presumably stands for his album title, Mind of Mine. Not Mum Ordered Mackerel or My Own Marmite.
Interestingly, Buzzfeed are speculating that the tattoo could actually be a fake and, when reached for comment, Zayn's reps simply said "No comment" on the whole debacle.
WHO KNOWS. Either way, we're dying inside. Let us know what you think of Zayn's face tatt, we're on Twitter @Sugarscape.
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