We interrupt this broadcast to inform you that Harry Styles, of One Direction and lovely face fame, is starting a new boy band.
Excuse us but can you put down that donut? This is a BREAKING AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ALERT, so we urge you to give this moment the gravitas it deserves. Thank you.
Right where were we? You mad us lose our train of thought. Are you happy?
YES SO: Hazkaban was spotted out and about in LA last night, wearing a snuggly jumper that was literally just begging to be hugged.
And it seems the film career's all an elaborate ruse to cover up his REAL hiatus plans - a new boyband ft. American Footballer Odell Beckham Jr, boxer Mike Lee, and err... two other dudes.
Mike Lee posted the pic on instagram, joking: "We're starting a new boy band. Looking for names..."
Understandably, 1D fans were so overcome by how ~aGh~ Harry looks, that they were unable to put forward any coherent suggestions. Instead, comments were more along the lines of: "HE'S SO PERFECT HELP ME I'M SWEATING".
Which, coincidentally, is actually a really good band name. Thoughts?