Seeing as we ship ourselves with Harry Styles hook, line and sinker, we are 100 per cent and undoubtedly shoving a life jacket on and strapping ourselves to the safety net after it was reported he'll sleep aboard an old Navy ship during preparation for his Dunkirk movie role. Blimey.
After the One Direction fella landed an actual, proper LEAD role in the Dunkirk movieand we all fantasised about him in camouflage and khaki pants, it's now been reported he'll be climbing aboard a proper ship and being a semen during preparation for the movie. SEA MAN. SEA MAN. A SEA MAN. Ahem.
According to a source at The Sun, he'll sleep on the ship along with the rest of the cast without running water or electricity in a bid to learn what the World War Two soldiers actually endured.
Babes, if you need someone to look after your snazzy shirts and endless supply of hand cream (probably) whilst you're away, we volunteer as tribute.
The film insider commented: "Harry is used to living the life of luxury so this will be a very interesting experience. He knows this boot camp at sea is a big part of the job and is keen to get stuck in.
"But this will be tough and producers are trying to make life on board as realistic as possible."
Said ship will be moored off the South Coast in a secret location where Harry and co-stars Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance and Kenneth Branagh will stay for a number of days - and if you need us, we'll be flapping about with a compass and a snorkel trying to figure out where.
The source added that food will be sparse and the cast will be living off rations with no mobile phone signal or wifi. Seriously, what are we gonna do without his cryptic and confusing Tweets for a few days? HOW WILL WE LIVE?
Dunkirk will tell the story of the 1940 operation which saves 300,000 Allied troops surrounded in the French harbour by German forces, and at this point we can think about nothing but a heroic, rugged and bloody gorgeous Harry Styles living it up all Jack Sparrow style. But not.
How about you lot? What do you make of this? Discuss with us @Sugarscape, yo.
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