You've been a One Direction fan for a while now, you know the drill, we don't have to tell you how this works. Five years on and the media are STILL trying their best to paint Harry Styles as this rogue lovebot womaniser, who loves and leaves the ladies like it ain't no thang and spreads his seed far and wide.
It got incredibly boring back in about 2012, but it's still incredibly boring now.
Anyone with half a brain knows that in reality, Harry is basically a human Care Bear who's more concerned by curly kale, cute puppies and jazzy shirts than he is about being a playaaaa, but for some reason he's still topped this new list of Britain's Favourite Male Celebrity Player.
So basically we're about 3000% done with humans right now.
A survey by OneNightFling to find the UK's fave playaaaa (that's not even a thing) saw Harry landing in the top spot for reasons we literally do not understand, seeing as he hasn't been linked to any female humans apart from Kendall Jenner for absolutely ages now.
Also on the list are a selection of charmers like Spencer Matthews, Jeremy McConnell, Vernon Kay and Robin Thicke, so it's basically just a compilation of the nation's favourite cheaters, which is nice.
WHY IS HARRY ON THIS LIST AT ALL. WHY IS HARRY EVEN MENTIONED IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. Someone make it stop and go away forever. Anyway, here's the full list if you're interested:
1. Harry Styles – 37%
2. Spencer Matthews – 32%
3. Calum Best – 29%
4. Vernon Kay – 27%
5. Gaz Beadle – 19%
6. Scott Disick – 15%
7 .Jeremy McConnell – 11%
8. Robin Thicke – 8%
9. Jude Law – 7%
10. Jay Camilleri – 6%
There are not enough swear words in enough languages to sum up our feelings about this one.
What do you make of this, then? Confused as to WTF Harry is doing at the top of a list like this? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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