If Zayn Malik ever tries to hire a social media manager, we'd tackle him/her to the ground, steal all their technology and make sure they never stepped foot near his Twitter or Instagram accounts.
Why? Because it would mean missing out on all the ridiculous slash amazing slash HILARIOUS things we get treated to on a daily basis from the blessed fingers of el Maliko.
Along with his most recent saucy retweet about Gigi Hadid (more about that later), Zayn is renowned for his quite frankly unique attitude to social media,and we definitely wouldn't have it any other way.
1. Like this, for example.
DOES IT LOOK TASTY? DOES IT?
2. See exhibit B:
3. That Periscope livestream
Spontaneous and heart-attack territory
5. An iconic song really
6. Can #aliendude trend worldwide now or what?
7. What now?
8. We want this on our gravestone
9. Zitties for life
10. Just think: if he had a social media manager, this moment would have never happened.
11. ABOUT WHAT ZAYN? ABOUT WHAAAAAT
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