From the moment he shared the mystical photo of that Rapunzel braid on Instagram, we should have known that Harry Styles wouldn't be making this whole short hair reveal thing easy for any of us.
All we know so far is that he's had a LOT of curls lobbed off, and it's probably because he's gonna be filming the Dunkirk movie soon - but even after he was papped with his new barnet yesterday, we're still none the wiser to what it actually looks like. Sigh.
Fans now officially hate that bloody train driver hat he was wearing to hide the hair, and once the pics hit the internet, Twitter was soon filled with PURE LOATHING for one piece of headwear. Here's 18 of the angriest tweets we spotted.
1. Please refrain from revealing the hair until appropriate arrangements have been made.
2. A few Zayn lyrics that are extremely relatable right now.
3. We all miss the bean hair.
5. No but seriously, what is this?
6. So much screaming involved.
7. If we lick our screens enough, will the hat disappear?
8. We're also yodelling.
9. The hat is a personal insult to us all.
10. An accurate cat GIF for us all at this difficult time.
11. So done. We've never been so done.
12. Staying upright is always difficult in a crisis.
13. Those little whispy bits are like 2013 aaaaall over again.
14. Niall agrees.
15. This must be how pervy old men must feel when they get a strip tease.
16. Snacks are the only thing helping us get through this waiting.
17. Literally furious. So much emotion.
18. And finally, these ones just sum up the whole thing really.
FOR GODS SAKE HARRY. Take that hat off right this second before we come and burn it while you're sleeping (in the least stalkerish way possible).
Relate to all of this lot on a spiritual level? Literally living for the moment Harry reveals his hair properly? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape, and then check out the vid below.