We need to have a serious discussion about Niall Horan's socks

Partly because a fan asked us to, and partly because LOOK AT THEM

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Earlier today a tweet from a One Direction fan caught our eye. It featured a photo of Niall Horan, so that was the first thing that grabbed our attention (obviously), but it was the question attached to the pic that really got us thinking. 

'but why isn't anyone talking about his golf socks?' read the emotional plea. 

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Well you know what, @enchantinjh, we don't know. What we DO know its that it's criminal they've been overlooked - so let's change that right now and talk about them in DETAIL. That's just the kind of people we are: Sugarscape.com, at. your. service. 

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LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCKS BABY

Without a doubt the most attractive thing about this particular pair of socks is the way they flash a  hint of Nialler's saucy little ankles. 

"Have you ever been attracted to an ankle before? You have now" - is what we imagine they'd say, if they could talk. 

IMAGINE IF THEY COULD TALK. Actually no... don't - that's an exercise for another time. 

Right now let's discuss how white they are. Whiter than snow. Whiter than paper. Whiter than sunlight glinting off a polar bear's fur as he stands on a melting ice floe in the middle of the Antarctic Ocean. 

How will the polar bear eat tonight? The ice-caps are melting. Global warming is destroying his kind. He shivers, not from cold, but from the chilling knowledge that his grandchildren may be the last of his species. 

.........

Yeah that got a bit topical. Sorry. Socks. Sexy socks. 

It's probably worth having a quick chat about that adorable little logo you can see too. It's one of those golf sand pits (sorry Nialler we don't know the official name please say that hasn't ruined our chance chonce of marrying you) with a little flag in it. How cute. 

We SORT of like to think that it symbolises our love for Niall - he is the sandpit and the flag is the ARROW THROUGH OUR HEART EVERY TIME WE REALISE THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WE EXIST. 

Again, sorry. This has all got a bit strange. 

Here's a poem about said socks to make up for it: 

AN ODE TO NIALLER'S LITTLE SOCKS 

Little socks little socks, small but mighty 

Little socks little socks, so white and brighty 

That hint of ankle, that glimpse of skin 

We don't know how golf works, but Nialler... 

You win. 

Any comments/thoughts/sock based emotions you'd like to add to the above? Just give us a holla over @Sugarscapeon Twitter. 

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