Let's not play games here, folks. Over the recent weeks, it's been a slow news spin in the world of One Direction. Sure we get the occasional pic of Louis Tomlinson being a DILF, Niall showing off his tushy in tight white golf pants, or Liam being all loved up on the red carpet, but WHERE'S THE REAL NEWS AT, EH?
Right here, that's where. As super sleuth investigative journalists with a passion for hard-hitting stories, we've only gone and got access to Harry Edwards Styles' very own personal text messages. Don't tell anyone.
Here at Sugarscape we only bring you the updates that really matter, so here's an exclusive look at a real life text conversation between Harry Styles and Harry Styles. Yep, you heard (it may or may not be a v slow news day alright).
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