We know as much about football as our cat knows about the impending EU referendum, but that didn't stop us hogging the telly to watch One Direction's Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan kick a ball about with loads of other celeb-and-sporting-types for Soccer Aid 2016 last night.
It's been a bloody long time coming, but Nouis donned the short-shorts in a bid to raise shitloads of cash for Unicef UK (they're at a casual £5,391, 398 so far, no biggie.) And if you missed it or just wanna relive the whole thing again, we're here to bring y'all the best bits. Thank us later, love.
1. Tommo in a suit. Arguably quite aesthetically appealing.
2. Tommo TALKING in a suit. Even better.
3. Their best attempts at some proper serious face since their X Factor VT.
4. This moment.
HE'S EVEN FIT UPSIDE DOWN.