Because Harry Styles is a member of the world's biggest boyband, impressing everyone involved in the Dunkirk movie and an all round good egg, some jealous idiot's gone and vandalised his house.
Fantastic. Cool. Well done.
While Harry's out of the country filming his first major movie role and generally making his way in life, someone's decided to scrawl the c-word in spray paint across the wall of his home. So far we've audibly tutted, shaken our head in despair and considered popping down to B&Q for a pot of Brilliant White to sort the mess ourselves.
We don't actually have the pictures which is kinda annoying (do a quick Twitter search and you'll see 'em), but basically what was once the oh-so-clean white wall of Harreh's London pad.
Do you know what, mate? Whatever. Says more about you than him and, ALSO, who's the one with a place worth a few million? Hmm?
In further news this fan reaction's spot on tbh.