Ladies, gentlemen, lads and Labradoodles: this is a public service announcement. Ashton Irwin of 5 Seconds of Summer fame is officially single, and it's important we discuss the consequences this will have on our wellbeing.
As you're probably aware, Ash was dating Bryana Holly. They were cute. We shipped it. They had our blessing. Things have been a bit quiet on that front for a while now, though, and after Ashton admitted he's dabbled in a bit of Tinder we now have confirmation he's a single pringle. Thus, we'll probably get married.
When asked how he copes seeing Briana in a long distance kinda scenario, Ash said: "Oh I don't have a girlfriend any more. I'm a lone wolf, I know. I'm on my own."
Can you hear that, guys? That faint yelp? That's the sound of a gazillion lads and lasses across this planet struggling to hold in a SQUUEEEE as this new wealth of possibility has been opened up to them. The possibility of, one day, raising children and a small dog with Ashton Irwin.
This all comes after Ash admitted he's been on Tinder to look into the 'functionality' of it. He told NOVA 96.5 FM: "I've been on it and people come up from the crew so it's a bit awkward. I've taken a look.. I was just checking out the functionality of the thing."