With the news that Zayn Malik has his own actual Tumblr account these days, we've decided to trawl through the site to gather a load of posts that we're pretty certain he could've posted himself.
Basically, think his deep tweets from 2012, multiply by around ten, and you might be somewhere close to what we expect him to be writing about. With some random weird stuff too, because you can't be *too* intense, eh Zayn?
1. He'd definitely post this analysis of life.
2. He'd be all about this poetic rhyme.
3. He probably wouldn't post this, but he SHOULD.
4. He'd definitely appreciate this level of closure.
5. He'd understand having a high standard for life.
6. He would dream of being part of this crew.
7. But he'd still post the odd intense thing every now and then.
8. Along with a load of quotes from Ernest Hemingway.
9. Because he's forever intrigued by deep thoughts.
Time to get posting, Zayn.
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