Sometimes we sit and think about how life is so unfair it positioned us and 5SOS's Calum Hood on separate ends of the Earth. But then we think about technology, and we have a sudden source of hope that maybe, possible, potentially, there is room for a long-distance connection.
So, in an attempt to show Calum the kinds of things he could expect if he gave us his number, here are six things we'd text him given the opportunity. BEHOLD, actual proof that we'd be blocked within ten minutes.
1. This message about Ashton's secret life.
2. This meme about poor replying skills.
3. This spider image. Which needs no explanation.
4. This theory behind how good 'Girls Talk Boys' is.
5. This message about negative Nellies.
6. This philosophy on toes.
7. This message about Sex And The City.
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