Kanye West pens poem about McDonald's for Frank Ocean's Blond

WARNING: may induce hunger

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Frank Ocean just dropped visual album Boys Don't Cry and actual album Blonde, and no one lost their shit more than his fans* - especially when he announced he was giving away FREE magazines to go alongside the music from pop-up locations across the world.

*Except for Kanye West, that is, who wrote a poem about McDonald's food to go in the mag; and it's exactly as amazing/crazy/weird/awesome as you're imagining rn.

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So what else was in that magazine? Well, loads of cool Frank Ocean themed stuff actually, including exclusive interviews and photographs, and contributions from loads of contributors to Blonde and his pals.

Which is where Kanye West comes in, who wrote a seriously great poem about McDonald's. McDonald's fries, to be exact. 'Ave a read:

"McDonalds Man 

McDonalds Man

The french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man 

McDonalds

I know them french fries have a plan

I know them french fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the french fries plan

I always knew them french fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don't trust no food that smells that good man

I don't trust it

I just can't

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds, damn

Them french fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them french fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie"

A masterpiece. Someone write that on our grave stone already.

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